new thread
On line at http://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/issues/current/house.html
Title is; Shout at the Mullet, call me a heretic, but this follicle fashion is the cause for sheer terror.
Lead line is: Print the following on the sheet of paper, in large, capital letters: "Have Mullet. Need Help."
Paragraph titles are:
CITZENS OF THE VALLEY: This is a code-red Mullet alert.
Is the Mullet known by any other name.
What is the origin of the Mullet?
Sweet Jesus! I just looked in the mirror and I have a Mullet! What should I do?
I don't have a Mullet, but I know someone who does. What should I do?
I wish to gain a greater understanding of Mullet Heads and how they interact with society. Where can I observe them in their natural surroundings?
The article is written by an irreverent columnist in the New Times Weekly, an irreverent paper.
Enjoy,