Last night I went to Shakespeare's Pub, my favorite nighttime hangout. Including myself, there were 6 people in the room. We had hair lengths of butt-length, waist-length, mid-back, 2 shoulder-length, and one about two inches long.
I made a comment to all present that there were two longhairs, three shorthairs, and a bald guy. For some reason everyone thought that was funny except the "bald" guy. He did actually have a very healthy head of hair; it was simply much shorter than what any of the rest of us had.
where is Shakespeare's Pub?
It's at 6th Street and Trinity in Austin, TX
Actually, you were quite wrong! There were two medium, one shorthair, two buzz-cuts, and one bald (grin).
Oh, really? Let's see your picture if your hair's so long.
Actually, I plan to send you a picture soon, but I'm a 'shorthair' also (not for lack of trying, however). I was merely extending your definition of 'longhair' to include only thigh-length hair since we know there are a few individuals who are that well endowed.