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OK, so I got this epic mullet going. The thing is TOTALLY awesome!! It's long, blonde, goes all the way down to my butt, and TOTALLY matches my green '86 Vette!!
Nobody seems to appreciate my mullet, though. I thought it would be a chick magnet, but most women say "Get a haircut, you freak!!" when I approach them. Sometimes, I don't even to use any of my TOTALLY epic pickup lines.
What's really bad is how my friends and co-workers treat me. They do stuff like call me sissy and pansy. My boss stuck the end of my mullet in the copying machine yesterday!! It took the repair guy two hours to get my mullet out of there. I was TOTALLY bummed. I mean, I even got kicked out of the bowling alley last night!! Is everyone just jealous of my mullet?? I don't want to get the thing cut off. I spent way too much time and energy washing and conditioning this thing to just cut it off. Please help me!! I haven't been laid in over a year!!
Randy
just let yer bangs grow out dude, and all the problems will go away
Maybe the mullet is not the problem.
Aragorn
Well, Randy, as a girl who DIGS long hair, I gotta tell you the whole mullet thing is a total turn off. Either grow it out or cut it short. I like to call it "I've got a day job hair." I hate to say it, but it's a trailer trash kind of doo, which is NOT to say you are, but you know how some people are with the looks issue.
Just my two cents. . .
Rogue