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Sunday when we all met in GG Park, we learned from Elizabeth the way the women measure their hair on the Long Hair Site: starting with taking the tape measurer where the hairline in front begins, you then go up and over your head to the back, ending wherever your last final ends trail off... In other words, using this system can make even a buzz-cut turn suddenly into 10 inches (lol)!
Anyway, I thought I'd take it even a step further then, --- a sort-of, "New & Improved" method of measuring one's hair-length!
So, I started just as the Long Hair Site does; but then I felt it seemed only fair to also measure from each ear down, including ear-to-ear... looping it back up over first to the left ear, then across the forehead over to the right, and THEN onto it's final journey back down again...
Well, I now have a measurement of exactly: 107 inches!! No, seriously! And that means: I NOW HAVE THE LONGEST HAIR HERE!!! Yipee!!!!!!! I win!!!!!! Hurray, I now have the longest hair on the Hyperboard!! Sorry about that, Elizabeth, Absalom, and Trolleypup... But as you can clearly see now, I won, "fair and square" (according to this wonderful New and Improved System of Hair-measurement!!)...
... Hey, what's that siren in the distance I'm hearing? And, who are all these strangely-smiling people in blinding white suits that are circling me now, telling me it's time to go back to my "room*??? Hey! Stay away, I say!! No, I won't go back to my room, --- you can't make me!!! I have the longest hair in GG Park, I tell you! Don't believe those other pictures you'll see if you scroll down, --- they didn't measure my hair CORRECTLY, because now we have the "new & improved" way to measure, really, I swear! No, go away! HE-E-ELLLLLLLLLPP!!!!!!!
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Don't make me get out my Photoshop!
You mean sorta like this. A friend of mine did this with photoshop a few years ago.
I did see your super long hair photoshop picture awhile back. It did look cool.
Absalom
Good enough to fool me!
So, how long is it REALLY? Come on...fess up!
HAHA, I think I will make a new method where I measure each strand and add them all up. Sure, it will take forever, but boy will I have a big number to brag about =)
All kidding aside, your mane was the one that convinced me that long hair looks cool on older guys. Now, instead of just thinking of long hair as a "young guy's thing" I realize that I can have long hair later in life as well. Also, long haired older men tend to look very wise =)
Ah, Ken, have you been dipping into the fertilizer at lunchtime again?
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Reminds me of a song... :)
"They're coming to take me away ha-haaa
They're coming to take me away ho ho hee hee ha haaa
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young men
In their clean white coats
And they're coming to take me away ha haaa"
Heh! That's what the orderly/nurse (in a white coat o'course!) sang as he wheeled me down the hall to the OR for my appendectomy during my college years.
Makes you feel real good about your surgery, eh? ;)
--Rick