Are you balding? Studies show that male pattern baldness is caused by lack of stimulation of the scalp. Therefore you can stimulate your scalp with a hammer, or for a more high tech version, a 20 watt CO2 laser should burn all your problems away!
On a second thought dont try a hammer... cause hair will be the least of your problems then. Co2 laser tends to barbecue your hair rather than do anything...
hey!! the hair try out thingy is mine! then after i post this u are probably gonna say something funny about me.