Farther down the board there was a thread on the best bands. Everyone had a list or comment. These are fun to read and for me, one thing that makes them fun is that I just enjoy the names of bands. How can you not like names like Dow Jones and the Industrials. By the way, I was pleased that I knew a few listed from the past 15 years or so. Anyway, I sometimes think of some name for something and think, "That would be a great name for a band." I don't have a band to name but it's fun to make up names. Here's a list of names I came up with today. I have no idea if any of these are actually used or not. Anyone who wants to add on go ahead. If you had a band, what would you call it? Here's mine:
Blu-82 and the Bunker Busters
Daisy Cutter (basically same thing, different name)
Pocket Bidet
Dr. No and the Yes Men
Shirt and Shoes Optional
Shadow Government
Al Kayda and the Loyal Bushies
Demilitarized Zone
I have always liked The Baby Slitters, and it surprises me that no one has ever used it.
Stormy
Haha, that's an awesome one!
Ha, what a great idea. Let's see:
Mole in Your Stocking
Bunnymurder
Jack Hacks the Beanstalk
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac (to use the name of the comic)
The Stock Market Crashers
Mogli and the Orangutans
911 Never Works
Tribadism
Puppies with Chainsaws
The Mullets
Tobacco Pipe Dream
Lurid Parenthood
Floccinaucinihilipilification
Toilet Doom
The Vaporized Republicans
Handstands on Mars
Perfumed Lovers
Whudunit
Hobbes and the Calvins
Eloping Grandmothers
Under-sheet Bar Mitzvah
Sex in B Minor
Nevertheless, there are lots of bands with really bizarre names already out there. For example, there's some punk-ish band called Lesbian Bed Death and a "gabber"/techno-ish band apparently called Premature Ejaculation (boy, would my mom love buying me a CD of theirs....). There's also Jack Off Jill. lol, this list can go on for a long time....
Peace
Premature Ejaculation
ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Great stuff. I'll make sure to check out "ELOPING GRANDMOTHERS"
I like Toilet Doom ( I think that was it). For some reason I like the combination of words, but there were a lot of other good ones.
What about:
Black Magic Transvestite
Eddie and the Cable Guys
The Convicts
Sex with a Transvestite in the Middle
Janet Jackson and the Strippers
The Inflammable Gasoline
The Plastic Metalheads
The Stoned Surgeons
Fat Albert and the Big Macs
The Asexual Prostitutes
Paul is (not) dead
The Mace of Spades
The Trailer Trashers
The Unpaired Electrons
The Nuclear Hand Grenade
The Happy Slitters
The Carcinogens
Baking Soda Pop
Miss Jupiter Blueberry and the Lardcakes
Jack the Raper
The Spud Bombs
The 100-year old virgin
The Honest Politicians
The Pregnant men
The Double-Slitters
The White Widows
Sex with a Minor Miner
wow some great ones here too--I like Fat Albert and the Big Macs, Trailer Trashers and Nuclear Hand Grenade. How about Suitcase H Bomb.
Ararita
Maximum Ultraist
Yahweh's Lust
Asherah and the Phallic Pillars
Gematria & Notarikon
Sapiens Dieoff
Ritual Evocation of the Little Nasties
Just a few names with references to death, anarchy, magick, and gods.
anotherDavid
Sapiens Dieoff -- Cool
I saw a name the other day on a marquee that I thought was good:
Juice Box Heroes
Also, given my background in video production, I always thought the Flying Erase Heads would have made a good name for a band...what do I know...I'm editing video instead of playing my guitar for a living...
Take care and keep it growin', y'all!
Brett
Intentionally or not, a play on Juke Box Heroes?
Dry Kill Logic
Killing Floor
'Suicidal Tendencies' was always a great name I thought.
yeah, it is--is it taken?
anyway, great names everyone thought up and I for one enjoyed looking at them thanks everyone.