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Do any guys with long hair keep their "fringe" or bangs? I know most/if not all guys just grow the bangs out with the rest of their hair, but do any guys ever just keep fringe, maybe long bangs? Or even above the eyebrows?
There's a kid at my school w/ long shoulder length curly hair that evidently kept his bangs, as they're still above the eyebrows.
Anyone think some guys would look better with bangs kept? I hope this isn't a very "gay" sounding question lol - I'm just wondering, I do wanna be a hairstylist someday so these are good things to ask. :)
It's important to be able to identify the sexuality of a question, --- especially if you yearn to date the answer. So, here's how to tell questions apart, gay ones from straight ones...
1) Gay questions come in pink or lavender colors; straight questions come in very dark, super-macho "butch" tones (like very dark browns, navy blues, or blacks). Lesbians are also attracted to these butch colors; but hey, that's another topic altogether...
2) Gay questions have a slight sway to their hips; but, let's not get too "carried away" here, as it's only the FLAMBOYANT gay questions that over-do their sashay down the runway... A straight question, however, wouldn't be caught DEAD having any "hitch in their get-along!"
3) Gay questions usually hint of a slight lisp (some moreso than others), and/or can sound a bit melodic, with maybe even some over-enthusiastic vowels!! Straight questions are completely the opposite: they bark out the sentence as if it's an order, --- either that, or the question is presented so blandly that all emotion is so far removed as to guarantee it absolutely, positively CANNOT be interpreted as, "gay"....
I hope my little tutorial above proves helpful, --- just in case anybody who reads your original thread might be "wondering"...
- Ken in San Francisco
funniest response i've seen. hands down. and for a more serious response to the original question... i say let the bangs grow.
-bums
Also gay questions have a strange affinity towards Barbara Streisand.
Andy Sommerville of Bronski Beat and Boy George O'Dowd of Culture Club and Marc Almond of Soft Cell would also figure prominently into the future salonist's query . . . or, ought I have positted, "queer-y" ? Ken, your humor is brilliant ! For real ! Ever consider a career in stand-up ?
Quenyan (+;-)}
And if they don't lisp or bark there is a good chance that they have been neutered!
Utterly hilarious! Thanks Ken!
n/t
Ha Ha Haaaaaaaa! ROFLMAO!
Stormy
kd, very gay, hmmmm! No question is too gay for me. Absolutely no scissors is my motto!
peace, jonalbear
Yes, some guys do. It was more common in, I believe, the 80s among a number of rockstars. But honestly, if you ever want bangs, get them. A hairstyle doesn't have a sexual orientation, nor is it indicative of one. I mean, are you, a presumable straight guy, going to suddenly lose your straightness because of the way you cut your hair? Come on. Please get that utterly absurd idea out of your head. Bangs keep the hair from your eyes; they're as functional as they can be fashionable.
Well, there you go. Note, though, that curly bangs are a lot harder to make and keep than straight ones, since curly hair usually wants to go up when it's short, not down. So, to make curly bangs, your bangs actually have to be fairly long when pulled straight.
Sure they would. I'm heterosexual and I said they would. Oh, no!
Honestly, if you want to be taken seriously, please stop describing events, situations, clothing, etc as "gay," unless, of course, you mean they're merry. It makes you sound immature.
Peace