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Well most of us, or at least I think so are familiar with The Late Show with David Letterman, and his TOP TEN! Well today I think it would be cool to come up with submissions for the Top Ten things about having long hair . We can use our own experiences or make them up. Hopefully they are all either good, true or funny. Maybe when were done we can vote and turn in the ones that are best, and you never know, maybe he would say them
So the Question is: Things that happen that confirm you have long hair”
Number 1 The girls in town complain your hair is much nicer then theirs
Number 2 Your hair gets caught in the electric window when you roll it up while driving
Ok all you longhairs have at it!
gotten both of those id like to add
1.hair getting into your food
2.those lovly compliments from children im sure we all get along the lines of "you look like jesus" (popular one attending catholic school) and "you look like a girl"
Good ones, and yes food can be a problem. Thanks for the input! Take care!
Number 3 Your pet kitten finds a new toy to play with: Your hair
Number 4 Ladies come to you and say: "I wish I had such beautiful hair as your's"
Number 5 Men suffering from hair loss tell you "Do you have hair to spare?"
Number 6 People say "If you had short[er] hair you would have either of [a better position] [no one would look at you with that suspicious look] [you would have been able to avoid that parking ticket] and on and on. I have a better position, no one is paranoid about me, and I don't drive.
Number 7 People say you look like [Ted Nugent] [Jimmy Page] [John Lennon] etc.....
Number 8 People also say "I used to have long hair but...."
Number 9 Windy days are fun
Number 10 Humid days are fun
Have a nice day,
Georges in Montreal.
Very Good! and a whole list Great! David Letterman would be proud! Take care
Um, with long hair, wind and humidity is a bad thing.
The one I've heard recently:
"Mommy, that man has girl hair!"
Well two true ones. first one was a friend not me LOL
you know you have longhair when you drink to much at the bar and your friend has to hold your hair out of the way when you get sick!
and Yes I have been called and even pointed at in a stoire but a small girl and she said there's baby Jesus
anyway have a good one!
1A How about the look on a guys face after you turn arround to see whos' grabbing your ass.
LOL That's a good one! take care!
You hear wolf whistles from behind, and you turn to look for the girl they're whistling at, and realize they were whistling at YOU.
Your female friends, acquantances, co-workers, etc. want to know your hair care secrets.
You get hair accessories/products for a gift, instead of the usual razor/aftershave stuff.
Carol
You see nothing wrong with dropping by the "girls' accessory" store to pick up a few things.
You are suspiciously an expert at styling the hair of girls (especially the nuances of the ponytail).
You reach into your pocket for change and always have a hair tie stuck between quarters. (For that matter, you have a couple floating around in several bags...just in case)
When a girl breaks her hair tie, she comes to you to ask to borrow one.
After tying your shoe, you can't get up because your hair is in the knot.
Oh that would be dangerous!
Which made me think...
When reaching down to zip your pants/jacket, etc., your hair falls forward and gets caught in the zipper. :-[
Carol
I have to give credit to trolleypup for this one ... but its worth repeating...
When your hair becomes butt-floss in the shower..
lol
Tristan