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Help! I was gracefully chopping some zucchini (delish!) in the kitchen sink and dropped my knife, when i went to grab it my luxurious hair got stuck in the garbage disposal. I can't reach the switch to turn it off! What should i do?
-kthx
C'mon trolls, you can do better than that. I know I'm rooting for you. :)
You beat me to it. I was going to suggest banging his keyboard against the sink in hopes that the disposal vibrated itself to the off position.
But damned if my dog didn't eat my mane along with my homework, and my head is stuck in the doghouse. I can't reach my keyboard!
Bill
And my mane got stuck in the closing doors of the BART train... which is heading South towards Daly City... But, no worries, since BART will eventually turn around and go North again...
Hey, wait just a doggone minute, though! Doesn't BART then head East and go under the Bay and then all the way over to Concord?? OMG, I'm gonna run out of mane!!!
- Ken
Actually this is funny because it reminds me of something I was going to mention a few days ago and forgot about until this came up. One morning I was running late, and to expedite the drying process I bent over with the back of my head in front of a fan and my hair hanging down. I got too close to the fan and my hair got sucked around to the back of the fan and into it. I couldn't move to see so I had to turn off the fan and feel around to find where my hair had been lodged. Luckily it wasn't long enough to get wrapped around the blade shaft. There was a moment of panic when I thought I might have to carry the fan, one of those heavy old oscillating ones to a pair of scissors and cut myself free but a bit later I got myself untangled from it. don't get too close to a fan.
Hmmmm that's a toughie... I have to think about it a spell.....
....don't go anywhere, I'm still thinking....
Hey- I've got it! first you chop up some hot pepp-- oh no, that's the start of my pasta sauce recipe (delish)... if I told you I'd have to kill you.
Well this horrid dilemna has given me a headache or a charley horse. I'm going to drink some cool, cool water and take a short nap and hope that you're enjoying the scenery.
Are you kidding me? Is this happening as we speak, and you just popped on this site and...wtf?
dude althouhg you may not be serious about the incident or you may be serious i just want you to know i was a similar incident my hair which i had been growing for 22 years became caught in the fan of an industrial air conditioner outside my place of work we managed to shut the air conditioner off and aalthough it was the hardest thing i have ever done i had to cut my hair to free myself from the unit i can't say that is a real option for you but you may need to cut the hair i am still hurting to this day but it has grown back to a respectible length
best wishes fellow long hair
paul s.
Quickly push the rest of your hair through the garbage disposal, and then stand on your head and let the rest of your body go through, including your laptop. Then as your laptop passes through WiFi hotspots near the sewer line, use your VoIP connection to call the municipal engineers so they can be at the end of the sewer line when it dumps you out. Bring the zucchini along also in case you have a lengthy wait.
Then contact your laptop's manufacturer to snag a lucrative contract for endorsing the reliability and durability of their machine. Send 10% of the proceeds to the moderators of this website as their commission.
Good luck!
....same thing happed to my cat !!
Somebody shaved the pussy! :-)
You can't reach the switch to turn off the garbage disposal
but you can reach the computer to post on the internet?
Thank you for posting. Perhaps i should have included more information. BLACKBERRY SAVED MY luscious locks! Whilst trapped a midst the zucchini refuse, i Refused to give up! I tried to reach my keyboard in the other room, but obviously, could not. Thinking fast, i reached for my trusty Blackberry, secured to my cotton poly-blend belt below. At first, I sought help from this very board. I figured my scalp salvation lay within the mystical pages of this very forum, but alas, the only reciprocity was condemnation and disbelief. With my initial attempts futile, my digits were ablaze, summoning help from a fellow mane-i-ac (lol). Luckily, My next door neighbor, who happened to be an old college DnD buddy, was home. As soon as he finished level 14 of WoW and his 3rd 2 liter of Coke he hobbled right over. Plan of action ! operation turn-off mane disposal = Success! Once our strategy was enacted, we tried just pulling my gorgeous man strands out of their dingy depths. When that didn't work, we turned to the next obvious thing. Comrade DnD unhooked the appliance and reversed the wiring polarity in hopes the garbage disposal would reverse itself and life would soon be kittens and sunshine. Sadly, my disposal must have been manufactured by mane hating, scalp scoundrels! For, this plan didnt work either. Quickly losing hope and general motivation to continue existence, my friend convinced me to stay the course and see this through. Our minds racing as fast as my pulse - it hit us! Why hadn't we thought of this earlier?! Swiftly - with precision, my sweaty palm grasped for a nearby bottle of dish soap! Emptying the entire bottle into the sink, i turned the faucet on with all i had. The powers of Niagara had been unleashed! After a sudsy soaking of several minutes, i decided it was time. We had one shot, one chance at success. I braced the sink, turned the dishwasher on rinse and with one felt heave - FREEDOM!! I soared out of the confines like the angel on a Lynard Skynard t-shirt! Free at last! and my mane has never been so smooth, luxurious and tangle free!!
Well at least you put some effort into making this a fairly fun post to read.
Immaculately told, RagingMane. I quite liked it.
Elizabeth
Not a thing. The garbage disposal is praftically harmless. I suggest you stay calm and let the garbage disposal continue to suck you in.
just chuck something at the switch. Surely trolls like you can throw zucchini a great distance accurately.
Isn't raging mane actually a member here?
It's the only post by this person. You can check by clicking on 'other posts'.