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I've done some soul searching, and after a long hard look deep within myself, I've decided that I would look better with short hair.
So today, I chopped off all my growth into a short cut which I gelled. I feel so free, like a weight has (literally come off my shoulders. It's quite amazing. Goodbye hell mass of curls, hello sanctuary!
Lookie:
Freshly cut:
(It's wet, lol)
Styled:
It feels so good to have short hair again. :] I don't know why all of you insist on keeping such long locks; It's realy quite a pain in the rump. And hideous too. Bleh.
Go get a haircut fools.
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A very, very merry early April Fool's to all you here at the hyperboard.
No, I didn't cut my hair, but I did do this joke to my friends during the summer, and the tears were numerous. My hair is actually suctioned to my skull in that first one with a protein treatment, and in the second it's neatly in a ponytail.
And this is a joke, and mocking all the people here who say 'I GOT A CUT, I FEEL AS GIDDY AS A SCHOOLGIRL IN THE BOYS LOCKEROOM!' I hope you found it funny, and if it does offend anyone, feel free to move it mods. I found it funny at least, hopefuly no one will be 'THAT'S OFFENSIVE'.
In any case, I'll probably post an ACTUAL update tomorrow. xD Bye.
And it's not even 1st yet!
If you do see Peter ask him how the wolf is!
Cheers,
John.B
>.>
The wold is quite fine, according to peter, dining on many an innocent lamb. ^_^
Aha! ;)
I say son! Son! Ye jest ain't right or you're the joker when a high card. Happy Fools Day!
I love the 'voice' you gave your reply. Very Nice.
BTW, I'm a Chicken Hawk.
lol
Shawn (Mr.Crow)
I replied to Aubrey with the following,
Here's a quick list of random titles that are fun reads.
Too much data to process to weed down to a top ten list just now. So!
Boris Akunin's Winter Queen, etc.
Orson Scot Card's Ender's Game, Magic Street and Enchanted.
John Burdette's Bangkok 8, etc.
Herman Hesse, Narcisus and Goldman,
Gabriel Manuel Garcia, One Hundred Years of Solitude
Tom Robbins!!! Another Road Side Attraction, Even Cowgirls Get the Blues, Still Life with Woodpecker, Skinny Legs and All, Half Asleep in Frog Pajamas, most especially; Fierce Invalids Home From Hot Climates. The Tom Robbins books are for laughing out loud! Best now and always, Pointilist
Oh, the system dosen't support my e-mail format, or something. . .
One Hundred Years of Solitude
I'll see if I can't fit that into my summer reading schedule.
Thanks for the suggestion.
Shawn (Mr.Crow)
I gave a long sigh until I read the joke part. Thanks for pissing me off briefly ;)
because if you did, I would likely be removing this thread about now. Happy growing, and yes, I was pretty sure it was an April fools joke.
Scott
LoL It's still March here.
Mwahaha, the ebilness.
I expect we'll get quite a few similar posts :D
Yes, but I'm first and thus better. Muahahahah. XD
Ah yes the April Fools "i cut my hair" post, I figured someone would have to do one.
I don't know why it isn't a paid Federal holiday.
Kevin
you have no idea how angry i felt aobut this part, but after i read the next part, it all went away and i laughed my ass off.
good job, one of the best jokes/pranks ive seen in a while XD.
until I read the april fool's part of it I was about to go off on a tirade on you lol
Awesome man! A great joke, and now you've shown how gullible I am! I'm glad no one thinks it's inappropriate!
Geez, don't scare me like that!
I couldn't believe it, but there it was; the signs of regret masquerading as contempt, a COMPLETELY different hairstyle and bridge-burning to boot. All the trappings of a head-strong and defiant youth who's made a mistake and is too proud to admit it.
(That would NEVER describe you, I hope.)
4 Minutes to April Fool's Day (my time) and I got my first one.
I admit to having been fooled. Congratulations!
Good for you.
Shawn (Mr.Crow)
Actually, this "style" would be a sensation and so unusual. It's called "invisable Hair."
Simply exquisite!
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That's terrifying. T_T
aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I think me's going to have some serious nightmares after witnessing this!
LOL
I was just about to scream!
God forbid you cut your great hair off!!!
Seriously. Lol. Great April Fool's joke!
Keep it going.
Shawn
You've really got me there, luckily it's only a joke!