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Oh, Goodie!
I'm now a 23 year old Orlando Bloom look-alike who's ready to post about all the troubles I'm having with my litany of girlfriends not liking my heavy hair dragging on the floor... Who needs this old avatar pic on the left, anyway? Please don't click on it: it will take you to the website of a gay cowboy in San Francisco, --- whereas I live in the South of France (when I'm not vacationing on my own private island just a day's sail from Tahiti)!
I've always wanted to be buff, straight, and movie-star handsome... YIPEE!!!!
(As you can tell, I'm having fun lurking and catching up w/ the latest at MLHH!)
GREAT updates and pics, everyone, --- and I'm so sorry I don't have time tonight to reply to folks individually that I wish to compliment on the amazing pics shared below! I love this site. And I miss posting here as often as i used to do... I'm just disappointed that MLHH will only encourage us to send in pics of our *real* face and hair, rather than our fantasy selves... Gee, that's no fun. I mean, if I do that, this might mean that somebody here might actually get to know the *REAL* me [shudder], --- and i MUCH prefer my secret fantasy life on my yatch in the Caribbean to getting involved in any reality-based conversation about long hair over the internet or something...
Kevin, it was great to meet you & Ray when you were out this way, --- and your Bay Area pics are just great!!! Mark (Hairball), I'm so sorry for the family event that's come up to conflict w/ my going to Duarte's on Sunday; but, trust me, i DON'T look like Orlando Bloom (Bill will concur - lol)!! Hopefully we can maybe meet up during another day or time while you're out here, --- or at least talk on our cells (now that we've exchanged our Bora Bora based phone #s - lol)
OK, time for bed, --- long day at work tomorrow (reality calling - lol)....
From now on, though, I'm no longer "Ken from San Francisco", AKA the "Urban Cowboy"... You can find me under my new handle now, "Insanely Rich Young Mega-Loooooooooooooonghaired Muscle Stud with Rock of Gibraltar-sized Diamond Ring for the Right Lady's Finger" (AKA "Lonely on Private Yatch While Cruising the World Watching Spectacular Sunsets Without You")!!
That Ken from San Francisco isn't your fanatasy, and you're actually said Orlando Bloom lookalike?
LOL!! OK, you discovered my deepest, darkest secret... Shhhhh... Just don't tell anyone else (lol)!
Glad to see you haven't given in (yet, at least) to cutting. You have such a great head of hair to work with, Beanz, it would be a shame to not at least give long hair a try by at least making it through the awkward stage... Hope you can hang in there, guy!!!!
- Ken (Oops! Uh, uh... I - i - i mean, "Orlando!")
Hmm, you might want to shorten it up a bit (the handle, not the hair). There's probably some sort of limit to the number of characters allowed...though the board seems to support characters such as yourself. ;-P
Mouse
Tom? Tom Perkins? Is that you? Can I have an autographed copy of your new book - Sex and the Single Zillionaire? Or a ride on your yatch?
Ok then if your going to be or umm are Orlando Bloom I'll
be Eric Bana as he portrayed Hector in the film Troy. so I can just cut and paste all those film clips for my pics. can't get any easier than that. I'll say this was me at the .........
,,,,,Ancient Greek Ren faire......yeah the Greek Fair. Thats me over there with the muscles next to the wooden horse.
So my hair isn't that long as I'm still growing it out.
Hector.
If you get to do that, then I want to be...uh...
Actually, I'm pretty good on that front. xD