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I just found this piece, and love it!
Hope you enjoy.
Sweet. Been awhile.
Great show, specially the part about hair even thou I didnt get it right.
Which bring me to this point can anyone write the lyrics of the poem? becouse I find it hard to keep up with him.
As you requested..........
Hair Poem--George Carlin
I'm aware some stare at my hair.
In fact, to be fair,
Some really despair of my hair.
But I don't care,
Cause they're not aware,
Nor are they debonair.
In fact, they're just square.
They see hair down to there,
Say, "Beware" and go off on a tear!
I say, "No fair!"
A head that's bare is really nowhere.
So be like a bear, be fair with your hair!
Show it you care.
Wear it to there.
Or to there.
Or to there, if you dare!
My wife bought some hair at a fair, to use as a spare.
Did I care?
Au contraire!
Spare hair is fair!
In fact, hair can be rare.
Fred Astaire got no hair,
Nor does a chair,
Nor nor a chocolate eclair,
And where is the hair on a pear?
Nowhere, mon frere!
So now that I've shared this affair of the hair,
I'm going to repair to my lair and use Nair, do you care?
(Beard Poem)
Here's my beard.
Ain't it weird?
Don't be sceered,
Just a beard
I remember this from when I was George Carlin fan years ago.
I beleive in the years prior to this video that he
had hair half way down his back or longer (the Video was 1975
so were talking probably early 70s?)
Thanks dude !
How's this George Carlin then! Now if you want black humour try Angus Deayton so look at "One foot in the Grave"!
Cheers,
John.B
God is that an old one from way back before I was born.....oh wait I was around back then. Ok changing the subject I will say I liked his rendition of America the beautiful at the end and it still holds true today more than we want to know.
Thanks for sharing that was fun after a long night at work.
Kevin
Thanks for posting that great clip of George Carlin.I really don't follow his career but that was definately funny.After reading the responses I take it this was an archive from long ago.If he looked like that today maybe we should elect him VP of the mlhh!LOL.I'm sure Kevin would love to have an assistant:)
Mark
Correct me if i'm wrong but didn't GC have longer hair at
one point? I seem to recall that he did.
For some reason I want to say he had hair half way down his
back if not longer.
Really? Well it's possible I guess, but I haven't seen any videos of that. I'll have a look though.
Good find!!! I grew up with his comedy. Love it!
Bruce
I especially liked his version of America the Beautiful, although I'd heard it before
Haha classic Carlin! Never dissapoints and his material is always relevantm, even his early stuff on vinyl! Thanks for sharing.
-Phil
Hahaha, that was hilarious. Thanks so much for sharing.
Joshua