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Wind (or fan) blown hair. If you can't get a good breeze, a swamp cooler or a few fans should do the trick.
and where is your pic?
I lost the cord that connects my digital camera to my computer when we moved ;_;
That's unfortunate. Perhaps it's under the bridge.
Methinks the troll has it. LOL
Billy goats everywhere!
This sound familair didn't we just had a thread with the same idea?
or: if you live in an area where Tornados strike just get near one of them. Being careful of course not to get too close lest yea be blown under a bridge.........the same one the 3 Billy Goats Gruff used to cross.
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Can this be read all in one sitting by a Troll at the computor?
The Billy Goats Gruff
Once upon a time there were three billy goats called Gruff. In the winter they lived in a barn in the valleyspring came they , but when the longed to travel up to the mountains to eat the lush sweet grass.
On their way to the mountains the three Billy Goats Gruff had to cross a rushing river. But there was only one bridge across it, made of wooden planks. And underneath the bridge there lived a terrible, ugly, one-eyed troll.
Nobody was allowed to cross the bridge without the trollÂ’s permission - and nobody ever got permission. He always ate them up.
The smallest Billy Goat Gruff was first to reach the bridge. Trippity-trop, trippity-trop went his little hooves as he trotted over the wooden planks. Ting-tang, ting-tang went the little bell round his neck.
"WhoÂ’s that trotting over my bridge?" growled the troll from under the planks.
"Billy Goat Gruff," squeaked the smallest goat in his little voice. "IÂ’m only going up to the mountain to eat the sweet spring grass."
"Oh no, youÂ’re not!" said the troll. "IÂ’m going to eat you for breakfast!"
"Oh no, please Mr Troll," pleaded the goat. "IÂ’m only the smallest Billy Goat Gruff. IÂ’m much too tiny for you to eat, and I wouldnÂ’t taste very good. Why donÂ’t you wait for my brother, the second Billy Goat Gruff? HeÂ’s much bigger than me and would be much more tasty."
The troll did not want to waste his time on a little goat if there was a bigger and better one to eat. "All right, you can cross my bridge," he grunted. "Go and get fatter on the mountain and IÂ’ll eat you on your way back!"
So the smallest Billy Goat Gruff skipped across to the other side.
The troll did not have to wait long for the second Billy Goat Gruff. Clip-clop, clip-clop went his hooves as he clattered over the wooden planks. Ding-dong, ding-dong went the bell around his neck.
"WhoÂ’s that clattering across my bridge?" screamed the troll, suddenly appearing from under the planks.
"Billy Goat Gruff," said the second goat in his middle-sized voice. "IÂ’m going up to the mountain to eat the lovely spring grass."
"Oh no youÂ’re not!" said the troll. "IÂ’m going to eat you for breakfast."
"Oh, no, please," said the second goat. "I may be bigger than the first Billy Goat Gruff, but IÂ’m much smaller than my brother, the third Billy Goat Gruff. Why donÂ’t you wait for him? He would be much more of a meal than me."
The troll was getting very hungry, but he did not want to waste his appetite on a middle-sized goat if there was an even bigger one to come. "All right, you can cross my bridge," he rumbled. "Go and get fatter on the mountain and IÂ’ll eat you on your way back!"
So the middle-sized Billy Goat Gruff scampered across to the other side.
The troll did not have to wait long for the third Billy Goat Gruff. Tromp-tramp, tromp-tramp went his hooves as he stomped across the wooden planks. Bong-bang, bong-bang went the big bell round his neck.
"WhoÂ’s that stomping over my bridge?" roared the troll, resting his chin on his hands.
"Billy Goat Gruff," said the third goat in a deep voice. "IÂ’m going up to the mountain to eat the lush spring grass."
"Oh no youÂ’re not," said the troll as he clambered up on to the bridge. "IÂ’m going to eat you for breakfast!"
"ThatÂ’s what you think," said the biggest Billy Goat Gruff. Then he lowered his horns, galloped along the bridge and butted the ugly troll. Up, up, up went the troll into the air... then down, down, down into the rushing river below. He disappeared below the swirling waters, and was drowned.
"So much for his breakfast," thought the biggest Billy Goat Gruff. "Now what about mine!" And he walked in triumph over the bridge to join his two brothers on the mountain pastures. From then on anyone could cross the bridge whenever they liked - thanks to the three Billy Goats Gruff.
A very HAIRY story indeed!
Duncan
You can also get right underneath a helicopter's rotor blades.
Exactly! Also just to think stupidity and no dis-approval!