The following is a song I wrote. I'd like to dedicate it to all of you who gain power through the strength of your hair.
SAMSON AND DELILAH
(Verse 1)
SAMSON MADE A PROMISE
HE WOULD NEVER CUT HIS HAIR.
AS HIS HAIR GREW LONGER
HE GREW STRONGER THAN A BEAR.
ONE DAY HE MET DELILAH;
SHE WAS PRETTY AS COULD BE.
LITTLE DID HE KNOW THAT SHE
WOULD BRING HIM TRAGEDY.
(Chorus)
STAY TRUE.
STAY TRUE TO YOUR PROMISE.
STAY TRUE.
STAY TRUE TO WHO YOU ARE.
STAY TRUE.
STAY TRUE TO YOUR VISION.
STAY TRUE.
STAY TRUE AND YOU'LL GO FAR.
DON'T LISTEN TO DELILAH.
SHE HAS AN EVIL PLAN.
STAY TRUE TO YOUR CONVICTIONS,
AND REMAIN A HAIRY MAN.
(Verse 2)
DELILAH LOOKED SO SEXY
AS SHE SAT UPON HIS KNEES.
"HOW'D YOU GET TO BE SO STRONG?
DEAR SAMSON, TELL ME PLEASE."
HE TRIED TO KEEP HIS SECRET
BUT AT LAST HE DID GIVE IN.
WHAT HAPPENED NEXT, OH MY GOD,
IT WAS A MORTAL SIN.
(Chorus)
(Verse 3)
SAMSON HE WAS DUPED. HE THOUGHT
DELILAH WOULD PLAY FAIR.
SHE TOOK A PAIR OF SCISSSORS
AND SHE CUT OFF ALL HIS HAIR.
SHE SMILED A WICKED SMILE
AND SHE LAUGHED OUT LOUD WITH GLEE.
THEN SHE SOLD POOR SAMSON DOWN THE RIVER
INTO SLAVERY.
(Chorus)
Well there be a parable...eh trimmers!