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The other day I was having a super bad hair day and was ready to chop it all off. As I was on my way out the door the phone rang:it was my agent checking up on me. I told her I was going to get my hair cut and she said, "ABSOLUTELY NOT!You need to grow it even longer!" "How much longer?" I asked. "As long as you can, hair and beard as long as possible. I want to market you as the hairiest guy in Hollywood!" My agent seems to know what's best and so I continue growing
Ha HA! That's a cool story as your agent came to the rescue.Well we lost quite a few guys here to haircuts over the years so maybe we can have her "ON CALL" for those about to fall off the wagon.lol.It's sad to loose even one longhair.Cheers my friend.
Mark
She has very good taste in hair and beards Kalongbeard, do not even think about chopping it off, you will regret it :)
cheers Dave
Kai,
I am glad you did not do something you would regret big-time the next day.
Remember that wizard that sold you "Hair Tonic #4" a couple of months ago?
I think you better have a word with him...
The following is a song I wrote today based on LOVE POTION # 9.
Enjoy.
I WAS BALDER THAN A BILLIARD CUE
I DIDN'T KNOW EXACTLY WHAT TO DO
SO I PAID A VISIT TO THE WIZARD NEXT DOOR
HE GAVE ME A BOTTLE OF HAIR TONIC NUMBER FOUR.
LOOKED IN THE MIRROR AT MY HAIRLESS MUG
OPENED THE BOTTLE AND I GAVE IT A CHUG
NOTHING SEEMED TO HAPPEN SO I DRANK A LITTLE MORE
OF THAT MAGIC POTION HAIR TONIC NUMBER FOUR
WHAT HAPPENED NEXT TO ME I REALLY DO NOT KNOW
GOT ALL HOT AND BOTHERED STARTED SWAYING TO AND FRO
MY SKIN BEGAN TO TWITCH FROM MY HEAD DOWN TO MY TOE
RIGHT THEN AND THERE ALL OF MY HAIR BEGAN TO GROW
I LOVE HOW PEOPLE SEEM TO STOP AND GAPE
NOW THAT I'M HAIRIER THAN ANY APE
MY HAIR AND MY BEARD THEY TRAIL ACROSS THE FLOOR
ALL ON ACCOUNT OF HAIR TONIC NUMBER FOUR
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Always remember the 2 week rule! NEVER NEVER NEVER make an important decision when you are really emotional - regardless of what the decision is, or if the emotional state is happy or sad/upset. The 2 week rule should apply to any major decision, not just cutting one's hair. It gives you time to calm down and look at the situation objectively, so you can (hopefully) make a decision you don't regret.
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As I was on my way out the door the phone rang:it was my agent checking up on me. I told her I was going to get my hair cut and she said, "ABSOLUTELY NOT!You need to grow it even longer!" "How much longer?" I asked. "As long as you can, hair and beard as long as possible. I want to market you as the hairiest guy in Hollywood!" My agent seems to know what's best and so I continue growing
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So glad your agent called when she did!!! Good luck with future *hairy* roles (let us know what you will be featured in!). :)