Direct question desreved a direct answer

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  Rktect

  
  

  A co-worker, out of curiosity and no malice, asked me today. "What would you do if I took a pair of scissors and cut off ypour ponytail?" I turned to looka him and giving my best cocked eyecrow Sam Ellioot look. simply stated, "I would bring swift and hard assualy charges upon your person and your holdings. I would then have you shot." He was visibly taken aback by my response, as he knew I meant it. So, any other questions?... Hmmm!?

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    Long Hair In Albany

    
    

    A co-worker, out of curiosity and no malice, asked me today. "What would you do if I took a pair of scissors and cut off ypour ponytail?" I turned to looka him and giving my best cocked eyecrow Sam Ellioot look. simply stated, "I would bring swift and hard assualy charges upon your person and your holdings. I would then have you shot." He was visibly taken aback by my response, as he knew I meant it. So, any other questions?... Hmmm!?

    I would have just said i'd have the co-worker arrested for
    assault.

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    Brad B.

    
    

    I Often respond to that with...."do you like being able to feel your face?"

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    Septet

    
    

    Man, I cannot WAIT until I get asked this question! I just love being a snarky bastard, and any time that someone offers a perfect setup like that I just jump on it.

    Seriously, what makes people ask this question? You don't see me running around asking, "What would you do if I crane kicked you in the balls?" Or, "What would you do if I just started groping you breasts?" What do you think would happen? I'd punch you straight in the face! And then I'd sue you back to the Dark Ages.

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    Ted

    
    

    A co-worker, out of curiosity and no malice, asked me today. "What would you do if I took a pair of scissors and cut off ypour ponytail?" I turned to looka him and giving my best cocked eyecrow Sam Ellioot look. simply stated, "I would bring swift and hard assualy charges upon your person and your holdings. I would then have you shot." He was visibly taken aback by my response, as he knew I meant it. So, any other questions?... Hmmm!?

    Hi Rktect,
    The ignorance of people never ceases to amaze me. If I was asked that question I would probably tell him"How would you like it if I shaved your head right now?". Then I would tell him that joking about my hair is off limits. Then I would ask him if he had any other questions.

    I do , however love your response:) Please keep your beautiful hair growing my friend! Have a very nice weekend!

    Ted

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    Damon UK

    
    

    A co-worker, out of curiosity and no malice, asked me today. "What would you do if I took a pair of scissors and cut off ypour ponytail?"

    My reply: "I'd do pretty much the same as I would if you took a pair of scissors and tried to cut off my balls. I'd punch you out and then get you arrested for assault."

    It's assault - pure and simple. Why would your co-worker think it was anything else.

    Damon

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    A co-worker, out of curiosity and no malice, asked me today. "What would you do if I took a pair of scissors and cut off ypour ponytail?" I turned to looka him and giving my best cocked eyecrow Sam Ellioot look. simply stated, "I would bring swift and hard assualy charges upon your person and your holdings. I would then have you shot." He was visibly taken aback by my response, as he knew I meant it. So, any other questions?... Hmmm!?

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      Damon UK

      
      

      A co-worker, out of curiosity and no malice, asked me today. "What would you do if I took a pair of scissors and cut off ypour ponytail?"

      My reply: "I'd do pretty much the same as I would if you took a pair of scissors and tried to cut off my balls. I'd punch you out and then get you arrested for assault."

      It's assault - pure and simple. Why would your co-worker think it was anything else.

      Damon

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      A co-worker, out of curiosity and no malice, asked me today. "What would you do if I took a pair of scissors and cut off ypour ponytail?" I turned to looka him and giving my best cocked eyecrow Sam Ellioot look. simply stated, "I would bring swift and hard assualy charges upon your person and your holdings. I would then have you shot." He was visibly taken aback by my response, as he knew I meant it. So, any other questions?... Hmmm!?

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    Jarvis

    
    

    A co-worker, out of curiosity and no malice, asked me today. "What would you do if I took a pair of scissors and cut off ypour ponytail?" I turned to looka him and giving my best cocked eyecrow Sam Ellioot look. simply stated, "I would bring swift and hard assualy charges upon your person and your holdings. I would then have you shot." He was visibly taken aback by my response, as he knew I meant it. So, any other questions?... Hmmm!?

    My personal favorite thatI've been using for the past 4 years or so: I'll slit your throat with those same scissors. Excessive? Maybe. But short and precise and I've already been close to doing it but when I flipped the guy over a table, the scissors flew across the room.

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