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G'morning Hairy People,
This morning while taking a shower and getting ready for work, I decided I needed to shampoo my hair. To my pleasant surprise, my wet hair slapped me on the butt!!! (A gift from the Universe of "birthday spanks", maybe?) Although only hitting me on the top portion of my butt, still, it means I've eeked out an additional inch or 2 more than I thought was my final terminal length.
Having just turned 24 this morning (yes, AGAIN!!!! - lol), I'm amazed that an old geezer of 61 could do reach this length... Oops! Uh, I-I-I mean, young "stud-muffin" that's a geezerly-looking 24 year old!
- Ken
You're not 61, you're forty twenty one! Just like I'm fifty seventeen!
Enjoy having hair on your butt that you can brush aside. A few decades from now, when you get old, you will have hair on your butt, but if you don't want it there, you'll have to shave it off. [wink]
Bill
LOL, that's a great way of thinking about it, Bill! Yes, I'm going to employ "forty twenty one" from now on... But then that will mean I can no longer tell people that I'm in my late late VERY late 20s anymore (hmmm, "29 thirty-two?") -- this is getting a bit too complicated for me, since I'm still part blonde! (LOL)
I'll skip the idea of shaving off any butt hairs though, thank you, since by the time I get to be so old that I can no longer brush an head hair aside, I'll need to keep any pitiful small amount of hair left that I can!
- Ken
So if you're 24 that means you were ten when you had your infamous Y2K haircut?
LOL, you're thinking just a bit too logically here, Mr. Albany! You have to realize that in my own warped delusional mind, I look EXACTLY like that young buff dark curly-haired Hollywood stud-muffin named Orlando Bloom... never mind the fact that every time I look in the mirror Santa Claus is staring back at me, it's just that I like living in my own little home-made Disney-type fantasy world -- or as the saying goes, "Don't stop payment on my reality check!" (LOL)
- Ken
Hippie Birthday, handsome!
Yes - that surprise extra couple of inches when you least expect it. Watched hair never grows.
Onward and Downward it still goes.
- Oren
Thank you so much, Oren, it's always a pleasure to hear from you!!
Yes, you are absolutely correct: "Watched hair never grows" -- I can especially attest to that, particularly immediately following my horrible Y2K haircut, I think my hair stopped growing for about 100 years (and of course, as you know, I NEVER exaggerate - LOL)!
"Onward & Downward!" (no matter how tiny the eeking may be!)
- Ken
Good late morning Ken,
Well, this is great news! You just never know what's going to happen when you least expect it! Your hair grew right under your nose and you didn't realize it! Perhaps you have a good ways to go for terminal length! Nothing like a good spankin' by your hair in the morning to wake you up! I can't wait to get that far! Onward and downward my friend!
Ted
But Ted, my hair did NOT grow right under my nose -- it grew out from my head! [wink]
All kidding aside, thanks for the kind words, I much appreciate it!
Long Lox 4ever,
Ken
Now we KNOW you aren't old, Ken, or you would have hair growing OUT OF your nose, and also out of your ears!
Bill
Congrats, Ken!!
Ken
Very Special Birthday Wishes from all of us at the Lighthouse Ranch. (We figured a Birthday Cupcake would be appropriate for a "Stud Muffin" such as yourself).
Enjoy the Day !!
Thanks so much, Walter, that birthday cupcake (and cat with it) is just adorable!!!
Sorry I'm so late at replying, but I've been away from my computer for almost a week!
I hope all is well with you, and that you're happy to be back home in the desert!
Long Lox 4ever,
Ken
Happy Birthday Ken!
Butt length hair? Pretty good for a young whippersnapper like yourself!
I like Bills approach to age determination...make that "twenty, twenty, twenty one" then say "did I studder?" "maybe"
Happy growin'
Bruce
Hi Bruce,
Thanks for the great reply -- and I definitely like the studder idea, I'm going to employ that one!!
From my hair farm to yours: yes, Happy Growin'!
- Ken
Congrats on unexpected growth, and a Happy Birthday wish to you also!
The Spaf Man