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Most of you here know that I'm not very computer-smart. But, I do at least know how to do a hairy spread sheet... in fact, I even knew how to spread my hair across a sheet long before I had my first computer - AMAZING!!
Ken
Uh-oh...
After waking up from a brief nap, I was shocked to discover that my hands now have hair growing all over the palms!
Isn't there some kind of old wive's tale about that?
HELP!!! I've taken my hair-farming hobby a bit too far!!
It's the first sign that you will soon turn into a werewolf. I'm talking from experience.
LOL!! Hey, there are worse things on planet Earth than werewolves, aren't there? Some of my closest friends are werewolves!
My mother always taught me that it's important to make my bed all neat and tidy in the morning. After completing the task with this plain green bedspread, I remembered that my ma also liked to give it a more decorative touch by adding a colorful quilt or heirloom afghan on top, to give the bed a more "finished" look; but I didn't have either... so I tossed this old antique hair-throw on top instead.
Again, a show of hands, please: is there anyone here that likes long hair?
Oh! There's a hand, I see it! I see it! It's poking out of that strange-looking quilt over there!!
Hey Ken,
I have to hand it to you as if there is anyone here who could think of 1001 uses for longhair you'd be the guy! LOL.The next thing.... you'll have longhaired drapes and carpet ;) Hmmmmm the list could be endless......Cheers
Mârk
LOL, yes, it could become my next new career direction! Just imagine it: I could become the first Interior Designer specializing in "Hair Designs", featuring things like hairy furniture, longhaired refrigerator and closet doors that don't need handles in order to open, because you can just grab a hunk of hair... as you say, the list could be endless!!
WOW, I could make a ton of money with this idea! (LOL)
- Ken
For some real fun, google this: portraits made with hair
Bill
Thanks, Bill, I was amazed after checking it out - WOW!! (and also... WEIRD!!!!)
OK, back to bed now.... Back to the East Bay again later this morning, gotta catch me some more Z's before the sun comes up!
- Ken
LOL! You gave me an idea.
Warning: This is assuming that:
A) You have a terminal length of at least 72" (6 feet)
B) You avoid getting haircuts
C) You avoid the Y2K bug (See 'B') which will cause all the progress you've made to be lost.
Hi Runningball,
Oh how I WISH I had a terminal length of 6 feet; but sadly, my terminal length stops just a few inches past my belt -- so Assumption #A is "close, but no cigar!"
As far as B and C goes, however, if the past 14 years is any indication of my commitment to no more haircuts, then no worries there!
Thanks for the cool spread sheets, Runningball, and thanks for the fun reply!!
- Ken
Evocative of Helios, God of the Sun, on a Greek coin
Thank you Jason, I'll have to check out what Helios looks like -- but considering the fact that Greek gods are usually pretty doggone good looking, I'm honored and feel very flattered!
It all adds up to a whole lotta handsomeness!
- Oren
Oren, you have a way of saying things that make me blush like a schoolgirl -- oops! There I go again: I-I-I mean, school-BOY!!
Thanks as always for the kind reply!
Long Lox 4ever,
Ken
Hahaha... that's why we all love you, Ken... you are one crazy, fun loving longhair! :D
Thanks for making me spill my espresso all over my keyboard btw!
Hey Raul,
Don't spill any espresso on your keyboard, that's a waste of good coffee beans!! (Not to also mention it could ruin your keyboard - LOL)
Thanks for the nice reply, Raul, I much appreciate it!
Thanks Ken for sharing! .....I had lots of fun reading this thread...
Everybody have fun on the journey... The Spaf Man
Hi Ken.
This is really funny! Ohhh isn't it fun to laugh?
A.D.