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Isn't this one of the signs of the hairpocalypse?
"a Wi-Fi-connected microphone-fitted allegedly "smart" hairbrush.
"A comb through the technical specs of the Kérastase Hair Coach, a snip at around $200, reveals the high-tech hairbrush has sensors that monitor your hand movements along three axes, and an accelerometer and a gyroscope to log the number of strokes through your barnet. The gadget vibrates angrily if it thinks you're being too frenzied on your follicles.
"Also included is a mic that listens to you mastering your mane to give you "insights into manageability, frizziness, dryness, split ends and breakage," according to the builder's blurb. It even has sensors to tell if the hair is wet or dry – in case you had a problem working that out for yourself.
"All of this crucial data is collected and sent via Bluetooth or Wi-Fi from the gizmo to a mobile app, which crunches the numbers along with information about the weather, wind, humidity, and ultraviolet light levels. It then advises the fashion victim owner on effective hair maintenance given the surrounding environment and the state of their locks."
Full article at The RegisterClearly for the long haired person who has everything
................and entirely too much money on their hands.
Our species is doomed.
""This is a horrible thing. Our species does not deserve to survive," was but one comment overheard in the office as we passed around word of this damned doodad. Hopefully it will be hair today and gone tomorrow. (Nah, actually, it's shipping mid-2017.)"
