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The Rev
It looks like it hurts. lol
And gives you skin Michael Jackson would envy.
WARNING: Potential side effects include drowziness and turning your face into a 3-dimensional grid.
Ch-Ch-Ch-CHIA!
o... and i thought that was the electric plagiarist... it steals peoples' ideas- and to think i had $99.94 in pennies, nickels and chewed gum all ready to splurge. would rust-proofing cost extra?
So it grows the HAIR...
but does it do THAT to your FACE?!
At least it won't smell as bad as Rokker's idea! Haha!