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first off today as i was bored in school i was thinking of things that can happen with long hair and desided i ask on this board if it happend to anyone. Most of them deal with the very long hair
Ever pissed on your hair that fell forward when you leaned your head down over the toilet.
Ever had the hair hanging on your back go in the toilet while taking a crap
ever turned around suddenly and slapped someone behind you with you hair not on purpose
chewed on your hair in the front not knowing while eating food like it fell down behind your ears and you bit into it/.
sat on your hair and lifted up your head and found that some of your hairs where under your butt and jerked you back
Nope.
Nope.
Yup.
Yup.
Yup.
No, but I have had it fall off my shoulders into the urinal. So far, I have reacted quickly enough every time so it didn't get soiled.
No. I bring it around on my lap. I did talk to a guy I met in a bar here in Austin, though, with hair to his knees. He said one advantage of having hair that long was that he didn't need toilet paper. (hey, I didn't start this thread)
Yes. Something similar, too. The first time I realized I was really a longhair was on a plane trip when a woman in the row behind me asked me to please take my hair out of her son's food. I had thrown it up over the top of the chair thinking it would just rest on the top there. I guess I wasn't thinking clearly, so I apologized profusely.
Yes. Actually, since I don't shave or trim my beard/moustache, this actually happens a lot with my moustache. If I ever do get a trim, my moustache will be the first to see the scissors for this very reason. I spoke with a sikh once who trimmed his moustache for this reason. I asked him about it (aren't sikhs supposed to keep their hair uncut?) He said moustaches are exceptions for this reason.
Yes. Now some of my own.
* Had to ask someone else to get off your hair (sitting or otherwise)
* Closed your hair into the car door. Was the first time you noticed it when you leaned for a curve?
* had your hair get caught in the shoulder belt retraction system
* had it get in the way when trying to stick something into your pants pocket
* get it caught in your zipper (doesn't happen to me because I wear Levi's 501 jeans, which have button flies)
Mine's not that long, yet.
;)
Yup, a few times. ;)
Nope, when I lean forward to adjust myself.
hehe
No, but it frequently gets caught in the spokes between my headrest.
pants pocket
Sometimes.
Frequently. LOL... it feels pretty damn awkward having to sometimes zip up while standing perfectly straight, face forward, just to prevent my hair from hanging low enough to get caught in the first place.
hehehe
Interesting. I do the same thing, but not because of my hair -- because of my beard. If I watch what I'm doing, I run the risk of buttoning in my beard. My beard doesn't really stay if I put it over my shoulder(s), although when I walk, the wind blows it over my shoulders. I can, however, hold it under my arm. I can do this with my hair as well, but generally, I find I don't need to.
My girlfriend laughs at me every time I tell her she's on my hair. She has shorter hair than I do.
I've also eaten my hair along with lunch, but that's about it. My hair isn't long enough for some of the other stuff. In fact, reading this thread makes me feel like a recruit in boot camp. My "extra low reg" only reaches my shoulder blades (no wiping potential as yet). Oh well, get back to me in 2005...
The Rev
so, because of the hassles of trying to keep your moustache out of the way of incoming food(and of course drink, for me anyway), do you prefer to use a straw as much as possible? it seems like that would be the best way to go, although i have not used a straw in probably years. i guess i just never get around to it. also i drink often from small necked water bottles, so it's not as bad as, say, a glass or, especially, a drinking fountain.
nope
nope, but yes while puking about a half gallon of wine.
nope
yep
nope
hahaha you all smell,. please slap me monkey boy
It must be you on your side of the computer screen that you are smelling as it is impossible to smell the organic odors of others over electrical wires that conduct electrical impulses. Suprised you didn't know that.
Lots of weird things happened to me when I had longer-than-butt-length hair. A fat lady sat next to me and ON my hair on the subway, and then she fell asleep. I had to jossle her awake in order for me to get off the train!
I once got my hair caught in my zipper without realizing it, and walked around campus all afternoon with 5 inches of hair sticking out in a very "inappropriate" spot!
Once I got my hair caught in my shoe laces and nearly broke my back when I tried to stand up.
GOD I miss my hair!
What happened to your hair?
Exactly what I wanted to ask.
Working as a volunteer crisis therapist for the Phoenix Fire Dept. I climbed up into the back seat of an engine for a fire call. While the engine bounced along the back of my head bounced up against some Velcro mounted on the engine cab wall and my hair got stuck very tightly to the fire engine. Took quite a while to untangle it, much to the amusement of the short haired firefighters....
No not really, I always take care.
Worst things: elevator, bus door,..etc..
Ahh! I don't want to think about what would happen if you got your hair stuck in an elevator door.