Last night I dreamt that there was a party being thrown at a friend's house. I decided to get my hair trimmed to make it neater, Im not sure if that was anything to do with the party or not, and it just got cut short again. I was really upset for the rest of the dream and its still haunting me today. I think thats the third one Ive had now. Any ideas?
Vat you are sufferink from is an acute case of Haircutting Hysteria. You fear zat vich separates you from your lonk hair, vich is und symbolic manifestation of the umbilicus. To cut zee hair vould mean being cut from your muzza. The subsequent loss of love und affection would be devastating to your psyche.
My professional advice vould be NOT to cut your hair in any way.
Sigmund Freud
(aka The Rev)
Rev,
My friend, get with the times! Your post-modernist didactic secular humanist ethnocentric patriarchal syllogistic reductionism fails to address the existential Jungian cross-referential matriarchal socioeconomic deconstructionist underpinnings inherent in the fundamental zeitgeist which is pervasive in this post-industrial global cultural plurality construct of idiomatic maximizations of avant-garde minimalistic anarchistic corporate nationalism.
Oh, and the original post smells like that of a trolls to me as well...
Madoc
Damn! I knew I left something out!
*sigh*
The Rev
Blimey!
The Weltschmerz in the cupboard has come home to roost
I have had dreams where my clippers sliped and I shave off my long gotee. It was realy scary.
No more pepperoni, peanut butter and anchovie pizzas for you before bedtime:)
~Rob
I was looking in the mirror, and I noticed I was going bald! I had a receding hairline; it had probably receded about 2 inches. It was horrible! At the same time I had a hideous acne outbreak. You can't imagine how relieved I was when I woke up.
I have that same dream, except all my teeth fall out. I dream I'm grinding my teeth and they just break up like those chalky mints. I'm spitting out all these broken bits of tooth. Freaks me out bad, even after I wake up. I have to get up and check my mouth in the bathroom mirror before I can go back to sleep.
The Rev
This reminds me of a time when I was telling my best friend about one of those haircut nightmares I had had the night before. In the dream, I think I had a mullet. When I got done telling him about it, he looks at me and says, in a sarcastic, bitter tone, 'Really? I had that same dream, and when I woke up it was true.' (He was/is very bitter about his parents giving him hell about his hair and forcing him to cut it) Just thought I'd share.
I have had a few dreams a while back where I got drafted, It alsways started out where I am driving or going someplace, and I run into this road block, with hummers, and all these military types. The make me get out of the car, and want to know all this stuff about my age, and selective service, and I forget what else. I keep saying What draft, and I don't want to, but they laugh and tell me I will be.
Now after this I have had two different endings, since I often have reacurring dreams.
First I manage to run away into the night and am running and am chased. Wake up.
Second I end up in a camp of some sort, with I guess new recuits or something. I walk out as plane as day, through the gate, only then to have people notice, and try to chase me. I wake up.
I have had other dreams like this, where my hair is gone, but I wake up, and check.
Scary stuff dude! Glad you managed to get away