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...what would you do if some idiot came up behind you with a hair buzzer and took out a chunk of your beautifully long hair, down to, say, 1/2 of hair? This happened in the Jackass movie to one decently long haired guy and I nearly wanted to cry.
Gods... even the thought of this happening makes me sick.
So, what would you do in this situation?
Well, I'd basically peel his skin off with a potato peeler, and then pull out each one of the bastard's nails with pliers. After that, he'd have to eat the hair he cut off.
If it was someone I didn't know [non-friend] -- I'd break his nose, then shave an inverse mohawk in his hair [after taking his clippers]. If it was a friend, I would plot an appropriate revenge and wait for the opportunity. Either way I'd be pissed.
If I had been foolhardy enough to see the movie in the first place (it's on my do not watch list), I would take that as a cue to leave.
I know that doesn't answer the question you intended, but it did answer the one I intended to answer .
I don't know, what SHOULD we do? What would be the best response that would insure our own safety while keeping in mind the criminal and legal ramifications that would follow? Would one get more milage out of attacking back and possibly losing an even more brutal fight or winning and then going to jail or would just getting out of the situation and then in due process holding the individual up for public scrutiny make a more lasting statement?
Now that you've had time to think about it and some people have responded do you have a better idea of what you would do in such a situation, Aaron?
He wouldn't have any teeth left...