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I am four months in to hair growth and deep in the awkward stage. I look like a bag of ass with my hair like this. Not very respectable like! And now I have to get a job especially with this being the worst season to find a job ontop of my hair looking like that of an evil comic book villian. Wish i could send a pic but i havnt figured out how to do that yet.
p.s what the ass should i do? should i give up and be a coward? Anybody tell me how they wore theyre hair when they were in the awkward stage besides wearing a hat or gel?
Giving uP is not being a coward...
If you are not happy as you are.
The AwkwardStage® is anything but fun. It must be controlled with
something. Without hats or gels your choices are more limited.
Looking for a job can be difficult enough. Maybe your hair can
wait until you are more established in your Life?
Good Luck
Mr. Treehugga,
I know what looking for a jobs like whule wanting to grow your hair. What i did though, was cut my hair ( i was 4 months in too) then grow it again as soon as Im hired. I have 2 jobs and been goowing my hair now for 5 months. It sucked cutting it, but i plan to have these jobs for awhile so ill be able to get through the awkward stage without worrying about upcoming interviews. If you don't wanna cut get it "neatened up", like 3/4 of an inch off the top. Good luck. I know it sucks, but a job comes first.
Big ups to all yall at the 5 month stage!!
I have hair on my ass too but i can never reach it with my shaver so i just let it grow like a jungle.
I also have ass hair. I hate it. I use gels, or hair clay to keep it in line. Just grab it, put some stink on it, and give it hell. If it don't look better in 3-4 months..shave it.
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Yeah, that might work but then...
you'll have no friends.
gee... it sounds like people aren't taking you very seriously mr birchboinker... i think you should just ignore them all and pay attention only to me because my hair sometimes looks a tripping pygmie moose has tried origami on it- you know what that looks like. a pygmie moose once bit my sister but thats off topic because we're talking about your awkward hair arent we? anyhoo- just get a quart can of semi-gloss shellac, apply evenly on your hair and let dry. you can add glitter when it's still wet or birdseed if you want them to land in it but i advise against it because bird $hit doesn't match my wardrobe and everone would spend all their free time pointing at me and laughing.
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...crap!! That was one of the funniest posts I've ever read!!! I'm dieing over here!! I'm going to have to read it again. Keep those coming! --LMAO--
...crap, that was even funnier when I read it the second time!!! I swear my eyes are watering over here!!! Too bad I couldn't find out who you are!! Haha!! I think I want to print it out!! That post was great!!