...I don't have to buy dental floss anymore.
...just bringing some light humor. Sometimes my hair gets stuck tightly between my teeth. I have no idea how it gets like this! It's not like I force it in there. Weird.
Yeah, I get that too. I also tend to get my moustache caught between my teeth. The ends of my moustache are quite long, perhaps 5". And when I eat a sizeable sandwich (such as a burger), I get my moustache swept into my mouth.
he..he...
When your hair gets long enough.....
Suddenly you feel itching down below. You wonder what the hell's going on (crabs again?). You take a look and find that one of your 15 inch hair strands has attacked your pubs.
You think "it wasn't there when I used the restroom."
Then two hours later, it's found a way to migrate to your lower half.
Sometimes long hair has a mind of it's own.
Hehe - been there. Suppose at least it's not the other way round. Mind you I have been mortified cause I would find short and crinklys around my place too often. Only lately I realised that they stopped when I trimmed my sideburns :-D