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Yes, you can now grow your hair up to FIVE INCHES per month guaranteed! How, you ask? It's simple.
Go out and but some good soil. While out, get a good fertilizer. If you have a neighbor with a compost pile, take a little of it! A little cow excrement is also required.
Shampoo hair. Sprinkle on an even layer of soil. Add compost and fertilizer. Be sure to water every day while adding the cow doodoo.
Viola! There you have it! Guaranteed to grow five inches of healthy, shiny, gorgeous hair every month!
Sound silly? No less silly than believing Biotin or any other supplement will give you faster hair growth.
End of story. But hey, if you want to part with your money and get nothing for it, go buy some Biotin.
Cheers, mates! Have a super day!
ooooo sounds good! Where can I get this 'manure' from! And just a small question, how is the fragrance? Because I am careful about buying products, as I don't want an overly feminine smell. Thanks for the kind help.
You could open up the skull of certain people and scoop up whatever they have instead of brains and put it on your scalp. I'm sure that as you drive back from work you'll encounter several individuals who could meet the requirement for the fertilizer.
As for you Rokker, I'm glad you're enjoying all that beer.!!
I don't drink or smoke. Oh, and I don't take Biotin either!
Have a great weekend!
WOW! Now thats salesmanship. You've had me thinking about buying some of that stuff for a while but you forgot to add what you sell it for and now I changed my mind. Sorry, customers can't wait forever. Some of us are soooo impatient we lose intrest pretty fast.
The funny thing is that you could probably sell just about anything for faster hair growth,
and make lots of money.
I've been growing for over 2 years and it has always been a very steady process.
Through rain or shine. Winter, summer, spring, and autumn--it just grew.
And it's still growing steadily, like the movement of the hands on a clock.
The easiest thing is patience; the most difficult thing is patience!
But it all happens with or without all those products out there.
Growing out hair will teach a person to have patience.
And there's no way you can get around THAT!
I'll stick with Hair Religions "Patience Products" ;).
Add in grass seeds and you would get those five inches per month. Not the look everyone would go for but sounds kind of neat if it can stay put.
Oh, and as for the merits of supplements, perhaps not faster growth, (though I am familiar with people who believe they have found an increase to an inch a month), the supplement can still be beneficial even if it only reduces fall out. If a hair is given more time to grow then a longer maximum length could be obtained than without the supplement. This is conjecture though, I am unsure what phase of hair life biotin affects. However, I can say with assurance that biotin does reduce shedding and sometimes even the prospect of fewer hairs in the vacuum or drain can be enough to make a product worthwhile.
Elizabeth
Since taking Asda Skin Hair and Nails, I have noticied my scalp is producing a lot more oil than it used to. I wrote a couple of weeks ago that I was having trouble with dry hair, and the advice i was given was to stop washing my hair so often, well, since taking HS&N, I feel i have to wash my hair every 2 days after washing. So it does have some benifit, as well as making your nails grow like crazy, which is a bad thing for me.