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Ive had a few people tell me to get a hair cut and I never seem to have a good come back ( i usually give them the finger or ignore them). A good come back I heard from one of the guys on the board was, when they say get a hair cut, you reply with "but then I'd look like you! *horrified look on face*) Any one have some more I can add to my arsenal?
"i would but i can't decide which one to cut"
If it's a girl...
"I'll cut my hair once you stop taking ugly pills."
Haven't thought of a reply to a guy yet.
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Nichol
GET A HAIRCUT !
But then I'd look like you!
I'll cut my hair if you grow a personality.
Well, I can shave my head in a second, but you'll always be ugly.
Your mum likes my hair long.
Your mum likes long things.
Scared you might start finding me attractive?
You find bald men more attractive?
Get a facelift!
Why? You need some for your crotch?
No! You can't have my hair - stop stalking me!
Dude, these are awesome! Have you actually ever used them much? Ever get punched out for saying any? Thanks for the ammo, man. Josh
Said most of them at one time or another... never got punched out cos generally I was always the aggressor if someone said something like that to me... I'm more mellow now though.
I was actually punched once cos of my long hair... that was a nasty night.
wolfeyes
If it wasn't for long hair, it would be something else, i.e. short hair, being tall, short, fat, skinny, wrong place at the wrong time, rich, poor, conservative, liberal, smoker, non-smoker, ... in the USA.
Wah ha ha!!!!!!!!!! Your "come-backs" are a riot! Glad you are your "own" person.
why answer? that will only disturb your consciousness more and you won't gain anything
i say take a deep breath and look at all the wonderful things around you. What more could you want?
-vincent
Realizing that "get a haircut" is a slur against a social group, not a fashion tip, helps one put the offense into perspective. Slurs are a breach of etiquette so grave that one is justified in setting etiquette aside - you have no obligation to be polite in your response unless you CHOOSE to be. The choice is yours; serve 'em up whatever your heart desires so long as it is safe under the circumstances and so long as it is legal. [grin]
In many cases the best response to a slur is just stone cold silence. That IS a response, not a cop-out. Reducing them to such a low status that they are totally ignored is one of the strongest of insults.
Another option if you're in a setting where you are entitled to not be harassed is to file a harassment complaint. Not only is that utterance a slur, it is a comment suggesting violence against your person. Both constitute harassment.
Too right. Silence is the best weapon.
Indifference is sometimes a good weapon against intolerance
What do I say?
Usually just a single word, coupled with a cold stare:
"No." *EVIL EYE*
I have gotten this attitude ONLY from young guys (e.g. teens) and very elderly people. In both cases, I affect a "Mr Rogers" voice and ask,
"And the reason this is so important to you is...?"
The elderly people interpret it as "mind your own business" and are embarrassed. The young guys interpret it as, "He knows I'm noticing him" and are embarrassed.
This is what I said at one point and left them with nowhere to go:
"Next time I go to the Barber Shop." (And then give them a nice cheerful smile and compliment them on their own hair.) When they receive a compliment back they are so taken off-guard they are left speechless.
"You look like a girl?"
"You attracted?"
[from a girl]"Get a haircut!"
"Okay, we can shave our heads together. You go first."
"Why don't you donate your hair?"
"I'm using it."
- Brian
I would tell them "Will you cut it for me"?
or
Why would I want to be a clone and look like you.
I can't really say as I haven't been told that yet, lucky me.
"get a hair cut"
emm no !!
"why dont you get your haircut"
When i want to, any anyway why are you so bothered. If my hair is all you think about i am very flattered but you are kind of sad !!
"why dont you get a hair cut"
well i could get a hiarcut and mabey look better but you will allways look ugly no matter what you do !!
Hope that helps !!
I've had a list up on my site for years now:
question: why do you continue to grow your hair, just go get a haircut allready
answer: well, at first i grew it out cause i play guitar, but now i grow it out so i can pi$$ off *&^*heads like you.
